Comments on: The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes was a great Ridiculous Ashes, the 2019 Ridiculous Ashes was a ridiculous Ridiculous Ashes https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/ Independent and irreverent cricket writing Sat, 02 Jan 2021 13:42:53 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.3 By: Bail-out https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260963 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:31:59 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260963 In reply to Edwardian.

That’s excellent news, we must count our blessings. Becoming an archbishop is worth purchasing a shotgun for, though perhaps not if it requires giving up on being an astronaut.

At some point I should try putting an entire England team photo through the judgment of our artifically intelligent superiors.

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By: Edwardian https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260961 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 17:14:52 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260961 However, my chum who has, err, transgressed in the past, came out as a Zen Buddhist and in another photo in which I am holding a shotgun (clay pigeon shooting, I hasten to add) I was revealed to be an archbishop in western. Christianity. Marvelous.

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By: Edwardian https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260960 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 17:01:24 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260960 In reply to Bail-out.

Extraordinary stuff, Bailout. I too am an astronaut, apparently.

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By: Bail-out https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260947 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 09:31:36 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260947 In reply to Edwardian.

I put it into https://imagenet-roulette.paglen.com and the suggestion was legionnaire, legionary: a soldier who is a member of a legion (especially the French Foreign Legion)

The previous Steve Smith picture I put in was classified as “Queen mother”.

The first photo of Ben Stokes I tried got “designated hitter” which was quite impressive; other attempts at classifying Stokes varied from the high (“astronaut/cosmonaut”) to the low (“rape suspect”). Varied a lot depending on facial hair and extent of scowl.

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By: King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260946 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 07:17:18 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260946 In reply to Bail-out.

We did think of that but then we didn’t do it. We can’t say why. (But only because we can’t remember.)

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By: Ameya https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260944 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 04:34:57 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260944 In reply to Mike.

Relative to the world no 1 bowlers for the last say, 15 years, sure.

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By: Edwardian https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260943 Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:27:03 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260943 Smith’s face in the photo. George Dawes meets Vito Corleone?

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By: Bail-out https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260942 Tue, 17 Sep 2019 18:29:53 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260942 I really liked it but as a format change, shouldn’t the Ridiculous Ashes be decided on a Tests won basis, rather than on total points scored? We don’t calculate the winner of the Actual Ashes by totting up the runs and wickets from all five matches. Might keep things more tense if one side has some narrow wins and the other has some big wins early in the series.

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By: King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260938 Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:51:21 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260938 In reply to Chuck.

Cheers Chuck.

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By: Mike https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-great-ridiculous-ashes-the-2019-ridiculous-ashes-was-a-ridiculous-ridiculous-ashes/2019/09/17/#comment-260937 Tue, 17 Sep 2019 13:51:13 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=22064#comment-260937 In reply to Chuck.

I think what you mean to say, Chuck, is, it was the best of times, it was the ridiculousest of times.

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