The glorious times in which we live. Happy to have once again betrayed our own humanity. Will now make the correction.

I was there for the last 45 minutes or so of play on Friday – between 6:30ish and 7:15 – at the back of the front of the Allen Stand.

I followed a fair chunk of Saturday on the stream, although I forgot to switch on again after lunch and thus missed the last five wickets of Kent’s collapse. You got a good day’s cricket Saturday, if that was your day, Balladeer, but we’ll learn none of that from your match report.

KC – you are clearly not employing ChatGPT to write your lead-in hook lines. “ If you want to do advance your cause…”. Parenthetically, I am now working out whether I am “chatting” with a human or a bot on-line by the spelling and grammar. If spot on – almost certainly a bot – unlikely to engage with let alone solve my problem. If the text is all over the place, it is almost certainly a human who will at least try to help.

I may have sent in a match report!

It may be far too long!