Comments on: James Anderson bowls England to victory

By: the librarian

the librarian — Thu, 21 May 2009 07:43:43 +0000

Thin was a good guess, liar is arguably true about all of us… but how did you know I visit this site naked?? Or that my brain has a tiny square moustache and plans to occupy europe? Uncanny.

By: String

String — Wed, 20 May 2009 10:55:26 +0000

Hi, my name is String and I’m a fan of James Anderson’s bowling. I’ve been a fan for some years now, even when he went for gazillions of byes and looked about as menacing as David Gower’s hair. I just thought he needed something to click into place, and he’d be zipping it around where he wanted to zip it, and at top pace. I’m pleased for the kid, he’s a tryer, and he seems to think about his bowling (unlike Harmy, the brainless twunt).
It’s good to share…

By: e normous

e normous — Wed, 20 May 2009 10:21:29 +0000

always thought he had potential – always thought he’d remain that that way – still do. I hope he does well, always fun to watch big outswing and stumps flying and all that, but is he actually going to start doing well consistently? no.

in any case I’ll take erratic brilliance over steady boringness any day

By: Suave

Suave — Wed, 20 May 2009 08:41:30 +0000

Very good bert..

http://media.photobucket.com/image/i%20see%20what%20you%20did%20there/unknown_exception/gaf/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

By: Bert

Bert — Wed, 20 May 2009 07:43:42 +0000

The Librarian, if it looks like shit and smells like shit, it is shit, which ought to be a motto for the ECB in any future planning. You are nothing but a Thin Bare Liar with A Hitler Brain!

By: the librarian

the librarian — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:17:53 +0000

Sorry Bert but I’m going to have to pull you up there. Silage is not crap, it’s a fermented crop for feeding out.

Finally this site has strayed onto a subject I know something about.

By: Suave

Suave — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:47:42 +0000

Because of the recent wankfest over Jimmy, I thought i’d point you here. http://bit.ly/p7FJK

I still think he’s shit, but now I don’t want to smash him.

By: Bert

Bert — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:42:17 +0000

Giles Clarke himself is an anagram of Silage Clerk, i.e. the one in charge of the shit, and also of Arselick Gel, which presumably is applied to improve the taste when meeting Texan businessmen.

Just to be fair to Douglas Charlton, who took the initial brunt, Bert is an anagram of Bret. My full name, Bert Leeisatwat, doesn’t lend itself to any amusing anagrams I’m afraid.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:38:17 +0000

Not sure if Jimmy can keep to his own bowling, but he’d probably do a better job than Prior.

By: D Charlton

D Charlton — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:23:39 +0000

I deserve it all. Too many discardations leads to this – the unveiling of my true identity. Scuppered.

It’s Douglas, Bert – never been a secret – as Suave well knows.