Comments on: Do England need a bit more oomph from their opening batsmen?

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 24 Aug 2018 08:27:44 +0000

In reply to Ged. Shut up

By: lbking

lbking — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 19:55:12 +0000

In reply to Ged. Justin Vaughan was also a New Zealand cricketer of the 1990s.

By: Bail-out

Bail-out — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 19:26:06 +0000

In reply to Thesmudge.

I was going to post that when the thread started, then thought “nah they’ll never do that, and anyway it’s mad.”

At least I know I’m not alone in my madness. But they’ll still never do it.

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 18:15:32 +0000

In reply to Ged. Yep. I shall re-write it for my world-conquering stand-up arena tour.

By: Ged

Ged — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 18:03:17 +0000

In reply to Sam. But Twose was a Kiwi cricketer no?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 13:53:51 +0000

If they change Pope for someone else will we see little bits of wispy smoke emanating from Lords?

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 12:33:01 +0000

In reply to Edwardian. Go well

By: Thesmudge

Thesmudge — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 11:56:12 +0000

It makes one wish that one of the ODI opening batsmen were in the team, perhaps one unburdened by specialist fielding duties.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 11:37:42 +0000

In reply to Marees. Cook seems unable to get his finest creations out to the market where they are required for consumption. Dropping the Porter seems unlikely to remedy this.

By: Hoopy

Hoopy — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 10:09:20 +0000

In reply to Bert. I just Googled "Suction cup baby extraction device cricketer confusion jokes" (in quotes) and it would seem Sam has the monopoly. Anyhow, must dash, the FBI seem to be at the door.