Comments on: A Matthew Hayden quote shorn of context to make it sound weird

By: Uncle J rod

Uncle J rod — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:20:39 +0000

I’m confused, why do the two dogs have sex with each other?

By: Ceci

Ceci — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:59:58 +0000

Thought it was cats that outstared each other – somehow Hayden claiming to be an alpha pussy wouldn’t have the same ring.

Don’t dogs just yelp hysterically at each other – human equivalent of childish name-calling…… oh…

By: Enkidu

Enkidu — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:25:49 +0000

The quote reads a lot better if you replace “dog” with “cow”. Or “sow”. Alternatively, modify “look at each other” to “look at each other’s behinds” as dogs really do. Also, replace “blink” with “think” and it sounds more and more like the real Matthew Hayden, whom I know and dislike.

By: Dada

Dada — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:22:50 +0000

This whole alpha male act won’t wash when he’s bald.

By: Suave

Suave — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:58:59 +0000

FatHeadFlatTrackBully

By: Miriam

Miriam — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:07:51 +0000

Alpha male? he wishes.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:57:45 +0000

Surely it’s just a case of terminology to get around it… Sure have an Alpha dog, but what about also having a Primary dog? a Master dog, and a Lead dog too. everyones happy and everyone’s the boss!

By: scorpicity

scorpicity — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:28:52 +0000

I would hate to be a dog in his house… god knows what all kinky things he will be putting the dog through… two alpha males it seems… what the?