Comments on: Matthew Hayden still loves the word ‘process’ https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/ Independent and irreverent cricket writing Sun, 28 Feb 2016 09:07:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.3 By: King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242806 Sun, 28 Feb 2016 09:07:32 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242806 In reply to Micko.

That was actually very good. Feels a bit monkey and typewriters, but maybe it should be taken as evidence that he isn’t actually an idiot and should therefore stop speaking like one.

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By: Micko https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242802 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 22:28:05 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242802 He refers to himself in the third person at some point as well. A few typical uses of “Execute”, I’m fairly sure he doesn’t go a day without executing something or someone.

However, I did like his analogy about being out of form was like driving with the police behind you.

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By: BailOut https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242801 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 21:36:45 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242801 In reply to BailOut.

The number on that room’s door may well be 101, but room there is.

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By: Angry Bucket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242800 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 20:04:43 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242800 In reply to King Cricket.

You mean he’s no longer part of the cricketing process.

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By: BailOut https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242799 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 18:28:42 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242799 I think there is a room for a cricket-mystic.

Hayden is not the most perfect exponent of that role but he is the best we have at the moment.

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By: King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242798 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 18:05:01 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242798 In reply to Bradders.

Similar experience. Logged onto Cricinfo, saw the ironman headline, sighed and realised we had an obligation to read the thing and provide some sort of synopsis.

NEVER AGAIN. STOP INTERVIEWING HIM, PEOPLE. HE’S NOT A CRICKETER ANY MORE.

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By: Bradders https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242797 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 16:19:17 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242797 Ha – logged on to cricinfo – saw a headline on Hayden saying ‘I was as much an iron man as a cricketer’ and without clicking on it immediately came here for your reaction and summary. No point hurting my brain trying to read the article… Thanks for helping out!

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By: patrick https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/matthew-hayden-still-loves-the-word-process/2016/02/27/#comment-242795 Sat, 27 Feb 2016 12:55:09 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=16285#comment-242795 Time for the rest of us to give in to the higher forces, I suppose.

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