Comments on: Pakistan v Netherlands World Twenty20 match report

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:53:46 +0000

Ceci, that is the finest birthday gift a man could receive.

Thank you.

By: Ged Ladd

Ged Ladd — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:31:28 +0000

I believe Hippity is a lop-eared rabbit, Bert, not the more common kind.

This next link has a real “aahhhhhhh” factor for a Sunday morning…….

http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=en-GB&rlz=1T4SNYK_en-GBGB310GB310&q=lop-eared+rabbits&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=98M0SoLbF9mNjAf0zuGJCg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

………………as long as you like rabbits.

If there is anyone out there who doesn’t like rabbits, I have a rather gory picture of a roadkill rabbit (1979, Mauritius), which I subsequently helped to consume. Links to that picture by request only. Don’t tell Hippity.

By: Bert

Bert — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:03:48 +0000

It’s got the arms and legs of a bear, no doubt about it. I’ll concede that there’s not much elephant in there.

Actually, the more I look at it, the more I am convinced that the ears are King Charles Spaniel, not rabbit. Rabbit ears aren’t floppy like that.

Hippity the GM bear-dog.

By: Ceci

Ceci — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:19:36 +0000

I think I may be a day late – don’t you and the Queen share a birthday?

http://tinyurl.com/happy-regal-birthday

By: e normous

e normous — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:02:16 +0000

how come this stuffed animal doth noth strike fear into thine craven breast?

(what the fuck am I doing…)

By: David

David — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:40:06 +0000

Is Hippity cricket’s greatest bunny since Bunny Butler: http://www.cricinfo.com/westindies/content/player/51240.html? Or perhaps just since Cris Martin?

And does his green tinge mean he supported Pakistan?

By: Ged Ladd

Ged Ladd — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:41:01 +0000

I think we should at least entertain the possibility that Hippity The Green Bunny is….um……a bunny rabbit.

Anything else wouldn’t make sense.

By: Dada

Dada — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:28:53 +0000

It’s clearly a rabbit.

By: Hippity

Hippity — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:11:34 +0000

Daddy likes a pint of mild, Uncail Beárd. Banks’s Mild, he reliably tells me, goes down especially nicely.

You might have a point about daddy being a bit of a wimp. But mummy is a force to be reckoned with and you don’t want to be getting on the wrong side of her by talking about throwing me in the bin.

Or about clubs that don’t allow women.

When they tried that malarky at Lord’s in the Bowler’s Bar, daddy wrote to Roger Knight soon after joining Middlesex and they changed the rules for the next season.

Daddy is my hero! Daddy is my hero!! Daddy is my hero!!!

Thank you for reading this.

By: Bert

Bert — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:53:18 +0000

I’ve just re-read my last post, and I fear that I might have inadvertantly revealed my chauvanistic northern roots. Please accept my apologies, and rest assured that I have no issues with anyone’s “lifestyle choices”.