Comments on: Lancashire v Durham Twenty20 match report

By: Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:24:10 +0000

He’s better stick to the cross batted shots for the next month then.

By: Mahinda

Mahinda — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:20:22 +0000

The appendix helps you drive?

By: Soviet Onion

Soviet Onion — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:22:29 +0000

The best thing was he didnt even need it taken out,There was nothing wrong with it in the end. Now he cant go to work as he has been told he is not allowed to drive for a month.

i will try and right the report and see how bad it is before i send it over.

By: Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:28:51 +0000

Perhaps she was really fond of his appendix and resented him for having it taken out.

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:22:05 +0000

And could he stand staying at home with your mum when he had an appendix?

Is that what it’s for?

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:20:23 +0000

Soviet Onion, write that report.

The worse it is, the better, because it’ll be easier for us to delete paragraphs from it prior to enpublishment.

We await your shoddy, half-arsed work eagerly. We’ll know if you’ve used ‘effort’ and will penalise you accordingly.

By: Soviet Onion

Soviet Onion — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:51:24 +0000

Went to my first ever live game yesterday at Uxbridge to watch the Middlesex Crusaders ( i cant think of a witty nickname for them, nothing seems to go) I would love to write a King Cricket match report but i just would not be able to match all previous postings, my ramblings would be very poor!

But the game was good, and i took my dad who doesnt even like the game, but is getting bored staying at home with my mum after he had his appendix out.

By: Spigot

Spigot — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:42:36 +0000

Giraffes aren’t that hilarious when you find yourself being chased around the streets of Kennington by them in the dead of night, with their eyes glowing bright red. And you will Jrod. You will.

I own a “suitable” hat, and already feel daft when I wear it as no bugger wears warwickshire sunhats to warwickshire matches. I feel very conspicuous…

By: Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:36:11 +0000

Surely a whippet? Or a giant flat cap.

By: Mahinda

Mahinda — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:05:15 +0000

I must confess that I was bare of head for the evening, having left my trusty sunhat at home.

Does anyone know what Yorkshire’s mascot is? I mean, the fearsomely monikered Yorkshire Carnegie should have a suitably fearsome mascot!