I’m going to dig out the book. I remember that the chapter on Major Major Major Major made me laugh out loud.

Try batting with your eyes shut. The sound effects for the ball’s release and bounce are good enough to time the ball. I discovered I could bat better without sight… hit far more sixes for some reason.

Indeed, KC. That very thought went through my mind while I was reading your Cricket Badger Catch 22 watch paragraph.

As for the Major Major reference, Edwardian, I always struggled to take John Major seriously, partly due to that character from Catch 22.

Major major major major problem

That would be ideal, but it’s not what Ali Martin from the Guardian is saying.

We’d have thought Willey for Woakes and Rashid for Ball.

Sometimes they’re so far away from the correct usage that it’s hard to do the comparison in your mind to confirm that they’re wrong.

My computer seemed to seize up once I made 50, the frame rate went all funny and nothing seemed to work.

Insert Alistair Cook/Joe Root joke here.