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It’s probably the World Twenty20 and the Ashes, but we’re getting an insane number of press releases sent to us these days. Today we’re going to tell you about two separate competitions where you can meet a cricketer.
This is the first one. It is classy. Sachin Tendulkar is doing a book signing at some shop called Opus at some place called Covent Garden in some town called London on Thursday.
It’s a Twitter competition. If you’re a member, log in and put: “@thisismission I’d love to meet the cricket legend #Tendulkar at the Opus Store on Thursday!”
The winner will be drawn tonight.
The second competition will appear later. It is less sophisticated. You will like it.
King Cricket promoting Twitter usage? I never thought I’d see the day.
We’re not promoting it. We’re just passing on a message on the offchance that one of our readers likes Sachin Tendulkar and wants to say hello.
The competition itself is out of our hands.
Is it worth joining twitter so that I can get the chance to meet Sachin Tendulkar?
“on some day known as Thursday”
Sorry, sorry. “Tacitly condoning,” perhaps? Although there’s probably a horrible twitter-related neologism like “twacitly twondoning” for just such an act.
I discard you.
Again.
I should be offended by your “It is less sophisticated. You will like it” remark but of course you are spot on guv.
I want to meet Matt fuckin Hoggard. And Jack fuckin Russell. And, FUCK, Brian fuckin Close, provided he’s a fuckin live. And Bumblloyd.
BUT MOST OF ALL _ BRUCE “DICKINSON” WILLIS. no I mean Bob Willis actually. fuck is wong with me.
from child wood i love sachin tendulkar because his batting was very good