Comments on: Australian cricket somehow manages to become even more embarrassing

By: thesaurusrus

thesaurusrus — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:27:36 +0000

1)If Australia turn uo with only 10 fit players can they just pick anyone from the spectators who says the are Australian orare prepared to fast-track to Australian?

2)Bert confused me about the type of shoes cattle wear at cows’ corner, I assumed it just followed on from horses wearing horses shoes

3)Why did Sarah just says titters and run away?

By: Collywobble

Collywobble — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:26:12 +0000

Has anyone considered that this could be part of an elaborate plan to keep South africa at #1?

It can’t be all that hard to convince Clarke that your opinion was his idea.

By: TheSmudge

TheSmudge — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:09:53 +0000

In reply to daneel. Has to be Clarke.

By: Bert

Bert — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:56:56 +0000

In reply to Bert.

Good god, you’re right! We can’t accept mediocrity here. This is the King Cricket commenting team. Maybe I am biased [but] there is a big difference between this team and other cricket commenting teams. If you comment on King Cricket there is a lot that comes with that and standards, discipline, culture that is all a big part of what we are talking about here.

Following modern precedents, here are the three ways I’m going to improve my performance:

1. Always remember that cows don’t wear shoes.
2. Never forget which type of shoe it isn’t that cows don’t wear.
3. Run away back to Australia.

By: daneel

daneel — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:47:25 +0000

Has anyone seen the side they’re going to have to field for the next test?

They only have 12 players left. Who’s the lucky one who gets to carry the drinks?

Warner, Cowan, Hughes, Clarke, Haddin, Henriques, Maxwell, Smith, Siddle, Starc, Doherty, Lyon

By: Deep Cower

Deep Cower — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:45:02 +0000

In reply to Ritesh Banglani.

“LMFAO off” – nice touch.

By: daneel

daneel — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:40:57 +0000

Worst idea from a South African coach since Rudolph Straeuli came up with Kamp Staaldraad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamp_Staaldraad

Clarke will be forced to move up the order now too, since he’ll only be able to pick three openers in his side to protect him.

By: The Smudge

The Smudge — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:55:03 +0000

This brightened my evening after a long day of filling in pointless forms at the behest of my employer.

By: Ged Ladd

Ged Ladd — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:35:12 +0000

In reply to Ritesh Banglani.

Admittedly the term LMFAO was oblique back in the day when I invented the internet and all that.

But I don’t think KC would consider the term oblique. It is one of the most common internet slang terms around and has even been hijacked a name for a best-selling electronic dance music combo.

So forgive me if I LMFAO off again!!

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:17:53 +0000

A new meaning for death by powerpoint.