And you thought something couldn’t be simultaneously depressing and hilarious. Australia have dropped four cricketers for failing to deliver a presentation. The modern world just got worse, but so did Australian cricket.
The good news for Australia is that Shane Watson didn’t injure himself attempting to operate a computer keyboard. He left the work to James Pattinson rather than take the risk.
Australia’s team of doctors and physios have instructed Pattinson to stay away from computers for the time being as they say he is in some kind of injury danger zone himself. He left the work to Usman Khawaja.
Usman Khawaja created a cracking presentation and gave it to Mitchell Johnson to deliver. Johnson then delivered it three feet to the left of where he was aiming, so no-one saw it.
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