Comments for King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk Independent and irreverent cricket writing Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:54:55 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.3 Comment on Stuart Broad saved this man from expensive audible Australian smugness by Sam https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/stuart-broad-saved-this-man-from-expensive-audible-australian-smugness/2023/08/07/#comment-273132 Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:54:55 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28907#comment-273132 It’s not cricket, but I thought you lot might appreciate this:

https://twitter.com/JoeNaConnacht/status/1688631819925626881?s=20

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Comment on Stuart Broad saved this man from expensive audible Australian smugness by A P Webster https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/stuart-broad-saved-this-man-from-expensive-audible-australian-smugness/2023/08/07/#comment-273131 Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:30:23 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28907#comment-273131 Bazdrinking sounds like the sort of thing that got Stokes into trouble in Bristol.

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Comment on Stuart Broad saved this man from expensive audible Australian smugness by Ged Ladd https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/stuart-broad-saved-this-man-from-expensive-audible-australian-smugness/2023/08/07/#comment-273130 Tue, 08 Aug 2023 05:50:54 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28907#comment-273130 In reply to Sam.

I find it hard to believe that The Bet would ever be settled with sweet red wine.

Would Madeira, for example, even qualify as European wine under Clause 3? It is politically Europe, granted, but this hopelessly ambiguous clause might well be limiting the choice to the European mainland. Further proof that the Whakatane waffler was not a real lawyer.

I’ll be seeing some experts in sports law at Lord’s later today. Bert. For a modest fee (low tens of thousands of guineas) I’m sure I could get you an opinion on the rules of The Bet – plus, for the same fee again, a more sensible redraft.

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Comment on Stuart Broad saved this man from expensive audible Australian smugness by King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/stuart-broad-saved-this-man-from-expensive-audible-australian-smugness/2023/08/07/#comment-273127 Mon, 07 Aug 2023 19:16:14 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28907#comment-273127 In reply to Sam.

More on this later in the week…

(The type of victory it was, not the wine.)

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Comment on Stuart Broad saved this man from expensive audible Australian smugness by Sam https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/stuart-broad-saved-this-man-from-expensive-audible-australian-smugness/2023/08/07/#comment-273126 Mon, 07 Aug 2023 19:07:45 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28907#comment-273126 Of course, we all know it was a moral victory for England. The moral wine must taste even sweeter.

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Comment on Ashes predictions that were very wrong by Bradders https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/ashes-predictions-that-were-very-wrong/2023/08/01/#comment-273125 Mon, 07 Aug 2023 15:31:46 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28910#comment-273125 In reply to King Cricket.

Thank you!

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Comment on Stuart Broad saved this man from expensive audible Australian smugness by Ged Ladd https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/stuart-broad-saved-this-man-from-expensive-audible-australian-smugness/2023/08/07/#comment-273124 Mon, 07 Aug 2023 14:57:29 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28907#comment-273124 Last Monday was a nail-biter, but I just about managed to hold myself together during that final session. Had I known that the outcome of The Bet was still in the balance, I might not have been able to contain myself.

I don’t think the Whakatane drunk could have been a lawyer, although goodness knows, most lawyers do seem to hail from the Bay of Plenty. But a real lawyer would have started Clause Five with the phrase, “For the avoidance of doubt”, because that’s what real lawyers do. Then you wouldn’t have needed Clause Six. Although, come to think of it, if you were paying the lawyer by the word, you might still have end up with Clause Six prefaced with the phrase, “For the avoidance of further doubt”.

It is genuinely interesting to note that the “actual series wins” tally since the inception of The Bet is 5-5. Also interesting to realise that you have not yet had to stump up for an Australia series win in England, whereas your potentially smug Aussie mate has had to do so for an England series win in Australia.

Fun read Bert, thanks.

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Comment on In Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley England finally have an opening partnership that doesn’t play each ball on its merits by Fred Grace https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/in-ben-duckett-and-zak-crawley-england-finally-have-an-opening-partnership-that-doesnt-play-each-ball-on-its-merits/2023/08/03/#comment-273122 Mon, 07 Aug 2023 02:50:09 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28917#comment-273122 The netball, you mean, Sam?

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Comment on In Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley England finally have an opening partnership that doesn’t play each ball on its merits by Sam https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/in-ben-duckett-and-zak-crawley-england-finally-have-an-opening-partnership-that-doesnt-play-each-ball-on-its-merits/2023/08/03/#comment-273119 Sat, 05 Aug 2023 16:55:38 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28917#comment-273119 In reply to Ged Ladd.

I always suspected. We all did.

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Comment on In Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley England finally have an opening partnership that doesn’t play each ball on its merits by Ged Ladd https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/in-ben-duckett-and-zak-crawley-england-finally-have-an-opening-partnership-that-doesnt-play-each-ball-on-its-merits/2023/08/03/#comment-273118 Sat, 05 Aug 2023 16:50:37 +0000 https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=28917#comment-273118 In reply to Sam.

What a bunch of wimps, those antipodeans.

Here in the real world, Daisy and I took great pleasure in watching the second half of the netball this morning, after which Daisy has been watching “Hitler Channel” documentaries while I have finally got around to sorting out my backups. That sort of day.

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