Comments on: Shane Watson, Andrew Symonds and the scented candle – an abbreviated anecdote

By: Colombo

Colombo — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 11:52:44 +0000

And here I thought all he had was a bat and Rohypnol…

By: Miriam

Miriam — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 10:03:21 +0000

I want to know what kind of scented candle. I’m going for Dyptique tubereuse.

By: bettiwettiwoo

bettiwettiwoo — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 06:22:47 +0000

I’m sorry brad, but whomever told you that story about Twatto’s kit bag lied.

Sleepless in Seattle is far too advanced and grown-up for Twatto. He does have a collection of DVDs with The Twiggles, though …

Also, you forgot to mention his comfort blanket. You don’t seriously think he’d go anywhere without it, do you?!

By: Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog

Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 08:13:58 +0000

Symonds obvioulsy was more used to the smell of stale ale and piss.

Whats wrong with that the morning after?

By: Pavan

Pavan — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 06:25:53 +0000

On a philosophical note, is the beer still tasty if no one is around to drink it ?

By: bettiwettiwoo

bettiwettiwoo — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 05:13:23 +0000

There are so many reasons to Andrew Symonds.

By: brad

brad — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 04:48:07 +0000

Apparently, so the story goes, Watson just pulled a scented candle from his kit bag.
For other emergencies he also has his bag:
* assorted hair styling products
* GHD hair straighteners
* waxing strips
* a few of his favourite Mills&Boon novels
* chocolate
* Sleepless in Seatle DVD

Trust me on this, I have this on good authority.

By: FEC

FEC — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:17:17 +0000

On second thoughts I suppose there is a resemblance to Ganesha what with the massive conk and flabby gut.

By: Pat

Pat — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:51:28 +0000

Matthew Hayden is beyond the pale and Rob Key is some form of deity.

By: FEC

FEC — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:54:55 +0000

You’re a strange cuss.

Matthew Hayden is apparently beyond the pale yet you worship that useless fat gimp Key like he’s some form of deity.