Sexy.

Bit baffled by the different time zones in that, but the email’s supposed to go out at roughly the same time each day, including everything from the preceding 24 hours (usually just one post).

These Aussie openers have heard of hitting fours and sixes but thought ‘why risk it?’ etc.

I can see the first appeal to this article appearing before close of play yesterday. KC, why the additional 16 hour+ delay before coming through to my e-mail account?

On my gheetar, I use 6 notes to form E and G major. More is louder!

STD

Losing both tests of a two-test series, even if you got absolutely mullered in both, perhaps?

…as opposed to an ungifted amateur baritone ukulele player who has written down all of the notes in the sequence of his measly four strings using the flats rather than the sharps.

In any case, the guitar tabs tend to go by numbers rather than notes, so that four note riff, massively simplified, looks like this:

D 9
G 8
B 7
e 7

As you say, Balladeer, not a musician.

Gold. Pure gold. The very first word is grammatically wrong, and the meaning gets worse from there.

Are editors doing for the lulz, putting a big stet on the copy to stop the subs correcting it?

You’d never say Eb/Gb in a B-major chord. You’d say D#/F#. the sort of tiny point that only matters to musicians.

What’s less than a whitewash? A 30 degree ‘fastwash’? Or is that more of a 1-0 in a two-Test series sort of thing, being as it doesn’t really accomplish anything?