Comments on: Simon Katich grabs Michael Clarke by the throat https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/ Independent and irreverent cricket writing Mon, 23 Sep 2013 07:04:14 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.3 By: cheyno https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-25178 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:10:12 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-25178 lol you people have issues.

]]> By: King Cricket https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16266 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:43:51 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16266 Get your facts straight, Steve.

England didn’t get anywhere near 56.

And they were stone cold sober. God knows what they would have mustered if they’d had a few.

]]> By: Steve https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16245 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:03:35 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16245 Jeez, what a fremantling laugh!! You Poms could barely scrape 56 runs!

so, did Fred go out the night before and renew his acquaintance with that pedalo again? Sound like most of your crap-arse team must have been with him.

]]> By: Maria https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16180 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:15:27 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16180 What a bunch of perfect dodos these guys are… they should really be sent to etiquette school before they’re allowed on the field.

They can keep trashing themselves up in the dressing room though, however what sucks is that they remain rowdy even when they leave it to enter the field.

]]> By: Sunny https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16080 Sat, 07 Feb 2009 22:08:16 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16080 Exactly *what* were they celebrating for so late that night?! the fact that they barely scraped through or the fact that they got a royal thrashing in the series? I guess when victories are so few and far in between, you take what you can get.

]]> By: Ged Ladd https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16067 Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:55:27 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16067 Sometimes the truth is beyond parody.

]]> By: miriam https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16011 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:32:58 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16011 Having just had some of the lyrics of “under the southern cross” said to me, I am TOTALLY with Katich on this one. This song simply cannot be sung sober.

]]> By: El_Quince https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-16009 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:25:47 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-16009 As Suave says, he wanted to get off to see the Bingle. Have you seen her? It would probably be more fun spending time with her than a bunch of Australian cricketers.

]]> By: horatius https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-15996 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:36:44 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-15996 Great!!!

Quality 1 : Punchable face
Quality 2 : long flowing arm hair
Quality 3 : spitting on hands

All he needs is to cultivate Quality 3, and have some of Katich’s chest hair planted on his arms and we have a replacement captain for the disappointing Punter.

]]> By: Moses https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/simon-katich-grabs-michael-clarke-by-the-throat/2009/02/06/#comment-15988 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:12:05 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/?p=806#comment-15988 Their song is called “Under the Southren Cross I stand”. The lyrics are floating around somewhere.

But… this is what really happened.

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