Surrey are down

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Lancashire are up.

Nottinghamshire have won the one-day competition.

Never let it be said that we can’t do “news”. If Reuters or Associated Press want to offer us a lucrative contract to churn out those inspid pieces which clog sports pages, we’re open to offers. It would be a dream come true for someone to excitedly click on an article we’d written only to groan with disappointment when they see the name of a faceless news agency in the byline.

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  1. “…to excitedly click…”

    With split infinitives at that level of clunkiness, I think I would rejoice in the anonymity.

    1. Without looking it up…

      …Tennessee Titans are 3rd in AFC Southern Division…

      …while CSK is Chan Sui Ki (La Salle) College, an Anglo-Chinese Boys’ high school in Hong Kong.

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