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Tom Curran has a preposterous haircut and celebrates wickets in an annoying way. We’re acutely aware that this is no basis on which to judge a person, so we’re quite keen for him to win the World Cup for England to help us overcome this.
Tom is the least left-handed of the two Currans to have represented England in recent times. His main thing is bowling absolutely dumploads of cutters. You can google what cutters are. This website is not a place where we’re going to make any effort to explain something if we anticipate our explanation will be 100 per cent dull.
Let us tell you about the other members of England’s World Cup squad
They’re slow and they move horizontally more.
Does that (ahem) cut it?
He bowls then again and again and again until batsmen see nothing else in their dreams…
It’s a re-Curran nightmare.
Spare us the cutter, KC.
Oh, you did.
Dig the Echo and the Bunnymen reference, Bert.
Actually Tom Curran’s hair looks a bit “Echo and the Bunnymen but not spared the cutter”:
http://cd1025.com/www/assets/artist-tmp/echo-and-the-bunnymen-profile.jpg
Of course, when I say “Echo and the Bunnymen” in the context of hair cuts, I really mean “The Bunnymen”. Echo was the name of the drum machine which, as I understand it, had no hair.
Morgan’s injured. That’s it. We might as well pack up and go home.
Oh, we are at home.