It’s an absolute treasure trove of gambling and flaccidity related content.

And to be fair to them, it has helped.

Congratulations, Bert! You have passed The Special Test.

Your account will now be given access to all of the blocked spam comments and you will be permitted to memorise each and every one of them as well.

It’s an absolute treasure trove of gambling and flaccidity related content.

To be clear, no-one is expected to remember every comment ever published on the site.

That’s not what you said in February 2007 below that article about why you never see red squirrels batting at four. You said, in the eighth comment below that piece, that we all had to remember every comment ever published on this site, even the ones by spammers. It has been the labour of my life.

Harry Brook has already struck twice as many sixes in Test cricket as David Gower and Alec Stewart, and is just five shy of Graham Gooch’s career tally.

But yes, the 2005 Ashes was so much more than just those five fantastic matches. The set up was decades in the making.

Certainly sounds like something we’d publish.