Islamabad case of the wild shits.

Personally I would prefer my tailor to take a little more time – there’s no rush (except for England players visiting the bathroom currently).

If the game is cancelled, is there a clause which permits the ticket holder to a full or partial refund depending on the wildness of the shits?

It brings new meaning to the phrase “The Rawalpindi Express”. And the phrase ” a spluttering start to a test series”.

Hey! Now we have to find a new headline.

Or Peppa, like the pig.

I would get my daughter started on this if I didn’t live in a dry state.

If something can be devalued, it must have value. And if something has value, why not have more of it?

A basic principle by which cricket is run.

14 years
23 years
10 years

Those are the gaps between successive six-sixes in top-level cricket. Actually, after the 23 year wait there were two in 2007, before a decade-long wait for another. Now there’ve been five in five years. But it’s not devalued, no no no. Not devalued at all.

She should spend more time fixing the knackered-up page formatting she created which we’ve since had to unsatisfactorily bodge.