Comments on: Project Free Test Match Tickets For Life Because Son Is England Captain

By: D Charlton

D Charlton — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 10:07:57 +0000

Ian. That doesn’t work as a baby name.

“Look at baby Ian.”

It’s just wrong.

By: Bert

Bert — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:46:27 +0000

The thing to imagine, Sam, is that every Derek, every Brian, every Norman and Gladys and Enid, at one point were tiny little babies in their mother’s arms. And that mother looked down at the adorably cute bundle, gently gurgling, and named them Norman.

“Here he is, little baby Norman. Isn’t he gorgeous.”

By: Dandy Dan

Dandy Dan — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:24:43 +0000

I have absolutley no intention of having children, but if my girlfriend forces me into producing such a thing:

A) I’ll be adopting Project FTMTFLBS/DIEC
B) They will be named Derek. Regardless of gender.

By: sam

sam — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:14:14 +0000

ahahahah

i’m imagining a child called derek.

By: D Charlton

D Charlton — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:50:42 +0000

I like how your son’s cricketing colleagues were all named in 1947.

Very good plan. Fool proof on top of all that.

By: chowkster

chowkster — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:16:49 +0000

This is a good long term plan. Might I suggest preparing the younger kid to be the vice captain? Also, do warn them against following the example of Ukmal brothers.