Ranked: All eight deliveries in Stuart Broad’s world record 35-run over to Jasprit Bumrah

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Some people said Stuart Broad’s 35-run over to Jasprit Bumrah reminded them of when Yuvraj Singh hit him for 36 in the T20 World Cup that time. But it was not like that. It was not like that at all. This was much, much better and funnier.

There’s actually a far more appropriate Broad over to compare this to, but we’ll come to that in a bit. For now, let’s rank all eight deliveries in escalating order of ridiculousness/greatness.

Chronology be damned!

8th best: Ball 5 (4 runs)

Taken in isolation, this delivery – length, inside edged to the boundary – could almost be mistaken for normal cricket. Not good enough, Ball 5. Try harder, Ball 5.

7th best: Ball 4 (4 runs)

Let’s be honest, it’s rare that a waist-high full toss slammed for four isn’t among the six silliest deliveries in an over. This is already a strong indication we’re grappling with something special here.

6th best: Ball 2 (5 runs)

Five wides over the keeper’s head. Have five free runs. Have five runs completely for free and then I’ll just go back and bowl the ball again.

5th best: Ball 1 (4 runs)

This is the one we agonised over the most because the five-run nonsense that we just ranked below it is such a perfect thing. But really this has to get extra points for setting proceedings in motion. This is the peg from which all else hangs. And it is an excellent peg. Broad bowled a short ball because historically doing that to Bumrah has always worked out brilliantly for England. They only lost a whole Test match earlier in this same series because of it. Bumrah flapped. Poor hapless Zak Crawley did not catch it.

It’s incredible to think this initial passage of play encouraged Broad and Stokes to think the short ball was the right option given that one mishit had already taken Bumrah sailing past what his Test average had been at the start of this series (2.26). You’re not buying Bradman’s wicket here, lads. Four runs is already a terrible exchange rate.

4th best: Ball 7 (6 runs)

This was the moment when a guy who has for most of his career struggled to average six nailed a guy with 550 Test wickets for exactly that many runs in one shot and in so doing soared into the lead for the most runs made off a single Test over. And yet it doesn’t even make the podium of ridiculous deliveries! In the context of this single over, that incredible, barely-believable development only ranks as mid-table nonsense. Ball 7’s failings were that the delivery was by this point predictable and also Bumrah hit it properly. Predictable bowling and hitting the ball properly are of course less funny than getting as many or almost as many runs while batting wholly inadequately.

3rd best: Ball 6 (4 runs)

We’re in “a picture is worth a thousand words” territory here. Just look at this perfectly normal four.

2nd best: Ball 3 (7 runs)

A wild top edge for six. What else was it going to be after two previous hugely successful short balls? The decision to dig another one in combined with the mess of a shot it elicited would be quite a heady brew if these were the only ingredients – but it was also a no ball. This is the crucial detail that earns this the runner up spot because it meant that one ball into his over Broad had conceded 16 runs.

Best: Ball 8 (1 run)

For many people, this was an anticlimax, but those people are wrong. Firstly, it was a scrambled single and scrambled singles are always hilarious. Secondly, it was a scrambled single after seven successive deliveries had gone to the boundary and therefore pretty much the last thing anyone expected. Thirdly, it was a scrambled single that ABSOLUTELY DID NOT NEED TO BE TAKEN. What was the reasoning behind going for one risky run when you’re already making 34 runs an over without even leaving your crease? What was the thinking? Why did this happen? The answer is that on some deep down level everyone involved understood that this over, and therefore this final ball, was far more important than the match as a whole. Everyone knew that this over could not be allowed to end with an unremarkable dot ball and so it came to pass that it instead climaxed with Stuart Broad demolishing the stumps with his body.

And that’s the clincher really because that act also serves as a tribute to of one of the few overs in international cricket history that can rival or perhaps even surpass this one; an over that was also bowled by Stuart Broad and which also saw him dive headlong into the stumps.

11 comments

  1. I was there, folks, I was there.

    Thank goodness KC has written up that over, as I am of course prohibited from mentioning such matters.

    1. Just so heartwarming to see a ball go for one run more than a ‘maximum’.

      1. The really strange thing was, Nigel “Father Barry” and I had a conversation just a little earlier about irritating and lazy expressions used in commentary. One we discussed specifically was “maximum” to describe a six, when it is theoretically possible for more than six runs to be scored. We also agreed that we could neither of us remember witnessing a ball going for more than six…

        …soon after which…

  2. A lot of highlights today but for me the peak was Alex Lees’ interview for the BBC highlights where said “as a group of individu…as a group, sorry” – implying that the England team are not individuals, and also that referring to them as individuals would in some way be disrespectful.

    Are they all clones? Have they joined the Borg? I Think We Should Be Told

    1. ‘We are ALL individuals.’ Another film link but I was compelled to say it.

    2. We took it to be more self admonishment because what else would the group comprise?

      A bit like how you don’t ever really need to say “period of time”.

  3. Anyone else have ‘Shiv in the USA’, but to tune of ‘Born in the USA’, stuck in their head in light of Chanderpaul’s new job?

  4. I carn’t spake!

    I’m sure I spake for all of us when I say we all carn’t spake.

    Pipe n slippers stuff. This England team are dogs – they will chase anything.

    Even in the world of non-stats and heavily biased samples that are 4th-innings run chase lists, this one is a momentous event. It’s actually a shame they ‘only’ set us 378…

  5. Confusion will be my epitaph. Unless they get back to something approaching normal cricket before I die, that is.

    Root said after the match that before the toss they’d decided to field first, just so they could chase. That’s not a new variation, a modern spin on an old tactic. It is a complete reversal of all received wisdom in cricket. There are aphorisms about batting first, as well as axioms, proverbs, adages, apothegms and thesauruses. This is Fosbury Flop stuff.

    In rugby coaching, there is a game called Superpower Rugby, where each team chooses a superpower that they can use once. It might be something like running 5m into touch, or being allowed to carry on after a tackle. The point is to get the team to plan for and use that superpower in the best way. Then you point out to them that their team contains certain superpowers, the speed of a winger, the bulk of a #8, and they should play in a way that uses those powers.

    This is Superpower Cricket, except that only one team has been allowed the superpower, and they’ve been allowed to use it as many times as they like. But what happens when the superpower isn’t there? Can it last forever? For a whole summer? For the next Ashes series? Will teams play Reverse Superpower Cricket against it, putting England in so as to avoid the possibility of being chased down?

    But I can’t shake the feeling that this is all a terrible mistake, that for all the imminent victory we will get out of this, the future is one of horrific failure, a constant attempt to try to play this way despite this astonishing form having disappeared. Bairstow is Paul Muad’Dib (he has clearly been at the Water of Life in a big way). Victory will come, but after that… ? There is a landscape of futures, but he cannot know which is the right path (and there is a Buttlerian Jihad to avoid as well).

    Interestingly, the first sentence in this comment is what you get from following the autofill if you do a Google search for this website, all the way up to seven letters.

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